That's what it's like to be the first kid

Our car conversations are my favorite.

Today Aubrey asked the boys, "So how many kids do you want?

"Like, how many kids do you want to work for? 'Cause you have to pay for them."

Owen said he wanted 60 1/2.

Aubrey looked at him like he was crazy and said, "You want to work for that many kids?

"Wait, what's a half?"

(Pause in conversation)

Then Aubrey says, "You have to have more than one

because the first one you test everything out on.

"Like, you know how you get a glass of water and do a whole bunch of tests on it?

That's what it's like to be the first kid."