30 Year Old Grandpa

It was Brad's job to vacuum today. The kitchen/dining room was in need.

Naturally, when one pulls a chair out to vacuum under it, one needs to take that chair all of the way into another room.

Naturally, when another room has four additional chairs, a bench and a high chair, that room becomes a train station.

And the floor automatically becomes hot lava.

At this point, pillows start appearing from all corners of the home.

A small chair is seen being gently tossed across the room.

I remind the passengers that that cute little chair is about thirty years old and should be taken better care of.

Passenger Ethan declares "Yeah, if that was a 30 year old Grandpa, you wouldn't treat it like that!"

At dinner tonight, we told Drew about Ethan's funny line. Someone said, "That's impossible! A 30 year old Grandpa!"

I, being the ever popular Actual Factual, pipe in with "Actually, a 30 year old man could be a grandpa. If he had a child when he was 15 and then if that child had a baby when he was 15..."

Drew replied, "That may be biologically possible, but not socially acceptable."

Ethan responds, " Yeah. Because HE couldn't have a baby at all. (Duh!)"