Friday, September 17, 2010

Who aw YOU?

Everyday, as soon as the kids leave for school,
Owen says, "Okay, Mom. Who aw you?"
(As in, who am I pretending to be for the morning.)
I've been Dora before but usually I'm Princess Leia.
Then I have to guess who Owen is.
He's kind enough to give me clues like "I'm gween and weally weally WEALLY little."
(Yoda)
Or, "I have foy ahms and I'm a bad guy."
(General Grievous)
Is there a theme here? He's never even seen Star Wars.
So, here was his clue the other day:
"I have two guns and my name stawts with 'OOO'."
I start my guessing..Ooga-Booga.
No.
Oogally-shmoogally.
No.
I can't think of anyone from Star Wars that starts with "Ooo".
I give up.
He gives me one last clue.
Carefully sounding out each letter, he says
"Ooo Ooo Ooo Wex!"
Of course, Rex!
(Duh, mom.)

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Guess what?

Owen just turned to me and very randomly said,
"Guess what? Everyone goes to the baffroom. Even Darf Vader."